You know what’s good for getting cum stains out of altar boy robes? Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing: Sinners will be allowed no quarter. You killed a homicidal vampire priest. It’s kind of hilarious, in a mundane way. If you just give me a second to concentrate, I could– Alucard:
You see, I want a simple war. Quick reminder to everyone on the ground floor: Listen to me, Draculina! Sweet Black fucking Sabbath! I see the line. You wore your sin like it was some kind of prize. Listen; you have an assignment in Ireland.
A world mired in complacency, slaves to their instincts, and fueled by anger and hatred. It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and another dude and they’re havin’ sex! Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing: I cut out your eyes!
I never actually found one but do you think if I cut one open with my knife, it would spill out Lucky Charms? You should probably have a talk with him. Oh… oh, my God… We survived!
Father Anderson, there is no way you can beat Alucard the way he is now. Fuck it; dropping the formalities. You went on a walk through the forest at midnight.
Make them feel like they’re the only thing that exists for you in this world. And because it’s fuckin fun!
There would’ve been nothing left to do for someone less astute He would’ve been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution Started writing, fighting for abridted Church and the good Lord Killing ghouls and zombie fools and all of Satan’s heellsing horde Slaying every undead freak he could get his hands on Praying God would keep him meek as he lands on The green earth of the Em’rald Island Iscariot’s sending him off to Ireland Iscariot Choir: You get up in the morning, transcfipt get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche.
If we’re doing this, and we are doing this, I’m not gonna come swinging at Dracula To the Iscariot order and all surviving crusaders: Whatcha gonna do, stab me through the heart? And who better an opponent than Hellsing? The hellssing will never be the same, oh Alucard: And I kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
Alucard reforms as epic music plays Alucard: Spreading the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, teaching peace and love for all! I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
And you need to hurry up and hook up some god-damned DSL in here! You don’t have to follow orders when your leader’s acting like a daft cunt!
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged / Quotes – TV Tropes
And a night on the town and a little bit of wine won’t woo them over. Oh no, it’s the Catholic Church. Wait, are we talking cola or cocai- fight starts —Episode 8.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you. How the blood-soaked protestant hell did you do that?! It is your evil that will be sought by me with every breath…. Thank you all so much for giving this silly idea a shot. Well, you know what time it is! Many have tried and failed. So you broke into tfd house… Alucard: None of the sass! Blueballed for 40 years. OK, master, my name is Seras.
I am no less a man than anyone with a pacemaker e;isode hearing aid. And what part would that be? Just be quiet and let me– Alucard: Just you pray Alucard: Time the fuck out. Seras “Police Girl” Victoria: